As the closing credits from the final episode rolled up the screen and disappeared, the cheering and clapping began. Uncle Charlie came out on stage a...ain."You all have two strips of cardboard, one green and the other red. If you think this is OK for prime time, hold up your green card now.A sea of green, enough to gladden the heart of any Irishman, flowed into the seats."Thank you. Now, if you don't want this on prime time, hold up the red card now."Not a hand went up, aside from two. For one brief glorious moment I thought she intended to let me cum, but as on many occasions that day, she stopped at the last possible moment. She had quickly mastered knowing exactly how far to go, and I was left panting and groaning as she laughed out loud at my discomfort. "You'd do anything for an orgasm wouldn't you Sammy?" She teased. Without waiting for the obvious answer she continued, "Tell you what, if you behave yourself tonight I might let you cum later, okay?" "Yes Mistress. "Have you never known the joys of vintage pussy, it may have some miles on it, it may not be shiny and new, but it fucks the same or even better as it has plenty of experience and no games no drama and they are married which means no commitments, they want some young cock and then go home to hubby." my mate told me as we started dancing with the ladies. I was very skeptical but thought I would play along for a while. My mate was right, soon enough we had cut a couple of ladies from the herd and. Fuck the shop, the closed sign was up, I wasn't gona make any money on a day like this so might as well have some pleasure."Now tell me the truth, do you have boyfriends?"They both nodded their heads."Do they screw you? no lies mind you."They nodded again."Are you on the pill?"Again two nodding heads."Anyone ever fucked you in the ass."Two startled little white faces. Blondie shook her head, Darkie nodded hers."We'll you're both gona take my chocolate salami in your butts and your gona lick.