I am not into guys , never been with one and never even thought about being with one .One night leaving the gym together I noticed he was walking so I...asked him if he needed a lift home , he accepted and we made some small talk then he asked me if I get a lot of girls cause I have such a great body I responded with "Nah not really" He said "damn if I was a girl I would be all over you" I must admit I was taken back by his comment and I just kinda ignored it , I dropped him off and the other. She didn't get any sympathy from her friends when she tried to explainit to them. They just envied her, with her hard working and helpfulhusband."Your Walter actually does the washing and ironing sometimes?" Herfriend Mary was incredulous. "You don't know you're born, my husbandwon't even pick his clothes off the bathroom floor when he undresses."Louise realised that Mary just didn't understand.Another thing was the big house they lived in. Everyone assumed thatthey were rolling in money,. " Does this mean I could have a baby?" Don't know, probably. Not if we stick with bumsex." You can, on your birthday."He made a big show of pulling his mouth down at the corners."On the Queen's birthday too? Both her birthdays?"He laughed. "You're the best girlfriend, ever." I think I'd quite like a baby, not yet though." How will you explain that? If you turn up at work with a mysterious bunin the oven you're not supposed to have?"My phone rang out with Emmi's ringtone at that moment. We. Being short round and definitely a bbw, that I wasn't attracted to her.Given it was my birthday I thought my current g/f was just making something up to get me a card or whatever.My Mother In Law asked me to come to the office at the back of the shop and thinking nothing of it I complied. When we were in the office she told me "Donna has a surprise for you.". She then told me Donna had said I needed to wear a blindfold and I had to keep my hands behind my back until asked as it was a surprise.I.