‘Very well, a tale of wonder it shall be, and if mine host will refill my goblet (story telling is such a thirsty work) and bring me another slice o... his mistresses most excellent apple tart I shall be most happy to begin.’ Both requests were soon granted and after a brief pause for refreshment I began my tale, but was immediately interrupted by little Jane who demanded that I start with ‘Once upon a time,’ like every proper story should. And so I did! ******** Once upon a time and quite a. I can make it worth your while to sell him.’ ‘I reckon that horse ain’t for sale, Mr. MacPherson.’ ‘I’ll give you five double eagles for him. Of course, I don’t need your cheap saddle and gear.’ With a flat voice, I replied, ‘Even if he would allow it, I’d never let you ride him for ten times that. Red is like family to me.’ With a smirk, he came back, ‘Yeah, now that you mentioned it there is a close resemblance.’ Pete had his hand on my shoulder and felt me tense up. He squeezed my shoulder. That night i slept on the sofa in the living room, whilst my aunt slept in the bedroom. We went out for drinks at the local pub as we always do when we visit and went back to the apartment to sleep. In the middle of the night i woke up. I could hear a buzzing noise and went to investigate. As i got closer to the buzzing i realised it was coming from my aunts room, i pushed her door slightly ajar and peeped through. My aunt was laying on the bed 1 hand playing with her boobs the other teasing. ’ ‘Viagra, you took Viagra?’ ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘I wanted to make sure you didn’t go without!’ I was suddenly worried. I’d heard about heart attacks and blood pressure and all that. ‘Are you sure it’s OK?’ ‘Mmm, I got myself all checked out before we came away. Roger has Ok’d it. Only for today and tomorrow though. Is it a nice present?’ he asked finally like a little boy. I smiled my sexiest smile at him, ‘Mmm, I’ll say. How long will it last?’ ‘About another hour or so.’ Ooohhh, ‘You can keep.