Ab me kahani par ata hu last year october ki hai hm apne naye ghar me shift huye the sb kich naya tha . Thode din bad naye padosi se jan pehchan hui. ...eri maa ki achi frndship ho gyi thi pados ki sudha aunty se sudha aunty dikhne me chubby or bahot hi gori thi. Vo hamare ghar roj aati thi jb papa nahi hote the . Maa aur aunty kamre me chale jate or me apne kamre me upar rehta tha. Roj ki tarah sudha aunty aj bi ayi or kamre me chali gyi or me upar bathroom me nahane jb me naha kr nikla to muje. Now, get shagging.”Professional we were but sex scenes develop a dynamic all their own and it’s totally unpredictable. I’d filmed one with a guy called Billy Preston who was self-obsessed and a ‘method’ actor. Between you, me and the gatepost I find method actors a pain in the arse. They tend to be so far up their own arses they can see the back of their teeth. Billy kept moaning that he needed an erection to ‘feel’ the part, to ‘experience’ the moment’ but my larking about prevented it. Yeah,. Mai bahut sharminda ho jaungi apney gharwalon se aankh nai maila paongi.He: mai toh sirf apsey dosti karna chahta hoonMe: theek hai hum dost hai busHe: toh hum phone per baat kar saktey haiMe: kabhi kabiHe: ok fir uska roj phone aaney laga mujhe majboori has kar usko baat karni padti thi fir ek din bahut tej barish ho rahi thi uska phone aaya wo poochne laga kaha per hai, maine kaha k mai college k liye nikli thi but abi rastey mai hoon or barish hai to kahin market mai ruki hoon, usney poocha. ’ ‘Well, this particular version is for men. It’s easy to use and it’s shaped like a penis pump obviously. The male subject would simply place his erect penis inside, and all he would have to do is switch it to whatever setting he wants, and enjoy. The results have been spectacular. This is something that’s truly revolutionary.’ ‘Any update on a female version?’ the reporter asked, holding back a playful grin. Dr. Ledgard winked. ‘Coming to a store near you. We plan on rolling out a variation.