She's a good friend of ours. Why?" She's in the hospital here in Hendrickson. She was attacked earlier this evening. They called me at home, but she's...been asking for you and your ... your wife. I really would appreciate it if you could find it in your heart to come down here. It seems to be very important to my ... daughter."By now, Tandra was struggling to shed the veil of sleep that had enveloped her and became aware of the serious nature of the call from the tone of my voice."Mr. Sommers?. There must be something in my speedo fetish that every time I pull down my shorts to reveal my speedos in public my heart skips a beat. Maybe it is because of all the naughty experiences I have had in speedos that my sub conscience thinks that something naughty is going to happen. Now was the moment of truth ... I tucked my car keys in my towel, removed my shirt and slipped off my shorts.Five minutes later, I was sitting out the back (out the back refers to being out past the breakers). The. Looking down he said in surprise "Dog! You the man!" noting the comparative size of his friends package.Hands shaking, Anthony hung up the bedside phone for the third time after misdialing Kristina's number, cursing the long fingernails he now possessed. "How the heck does she do anything with these?"Before he could pick up the receiver to redial or the fourth time, the phone rang."Hello?" Anthony! Something terrible has happened!" Kristina wailed from the other end of the receiver."I know. ‘I knew there was an article written about us in the New York Post, but I didn’t know anything was broadcast about us on television.’ ‘Well, I imagine it’s mostly thanks to that newspaper article and a scurrilous radio campaign from one of those forthright and opinionated Christian Radio disc jockeys,’ Simon said. ‘You were mentioned in a discussion on a cable television talk show.’ Crystal sighed. ‘I didn’t know about any of that. I didn’t know the band was the subject of any radio coverage.