”“You’re not spying on them again, are you?”“No, not really, but twice this week when I opened the window to get some cooler air in the room... I caught an eye-full of them doing it. Tonight was just too much. I thought I better stay out here until they are done.”“What do you mean by ‘too much’?” I asked.Ron shrugged as he ran his hand through his hair and said, “It’s just too damn tempting not to look. You know, it’s like when you’re ten years old and have a bowl of candy sitting beside your bed. I've known Sally for ten years. She is the best mother in law. Never intrusive in our business, non-judgmental, non interfering, and always there for her only daughter. Sally is in her early to mid fifties, tall, red hair, and fit.The first night, I went to the family room to watch tv, while they talked. I went to bed and my wife came up later.The next day Sally and my wife went to her doctor for her last check up. I had an early dinner prepared when they got home. Sally and I drank wine with. She said it needed stirrups to be just a little more “comfortable” and a more conventional seat with perhaps a sybian as an alternative. I asked why she had jibbed at being lowered into Place at first and she Laughed and said the thing had been in an unheated shed for days and it was bloody cold, we not having thought of that, we all laughed. In her words, “Her old Jack and Danny, was excitedly cold to start with but it was now bruised and sore” she said but that was to be expected but she. She shouted at me to leave her alone. And told me that it is uncivilised for me to ask her personal things. I said sorry and said I wanted to be free. She said there is a limit for being free and said what if I ask you what is your dicks length? Don’t you feel offended. I thought this is the chance and said why will I be offended. I will tell anything you want ‘cos I feel you are my friend and friends have right to know. She smiled a crooked smile and said what if I ask you to show me your.