I COULDN'T MAKE OUT WHAT WAS BEING SAID BUT COULD SEE THE YOUNG LADS COPPING CHEEKY FEELS OF HER ARSE. FIONA THEN PICKED UP THE DRINKS OFF THE BAR AND...WENT TO TURN TO LEAVE. THE YOUNG LADS EACH GRABBED A SIDE OF HER SKIRT AND PULLED IT UP ROUND HER WAIST. BECAUSE IT WAS SO TIGHT IT DIDN'T FALL BACK BUT SAT ON HER HIPS. WITH DRINKS IN HER HAND SEE WAS POWERLESS. "WHOOOOO HOOOO LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE, SOME FINE WHITE WET PUSSY, LOOK AT THEM KNICKERS DWAINE, SOAKING WET" ONE LAD RAN HIS FINGER. I went downstairs and made lunch for three. I was going to get myself into Jake's house today.I went over with my picnic basket and rung the doorbell. Lisa came to the door. "Hello" I said. "Oh, come on in" said Lisa. That was easier than I thought. I told Lisa that I had made some lunch and was tired of sitting at home by myself and thought it would be nice to have some company. She said that it was a nice thought, but she was the only one home. I don't know what it was about sitting there in. S: Sweetie, your body is way ahead of you, it gives you messages thatyou don't seem to understand, but I'll help you catch up. You have a lotto learn... If you want me to help you that is... Do you?With my head down, looking at the floor, I thought about her proposal. Ihad come this far, I didn't really know what she meant but I had enjoyedeverything so far and she had made me feel things that I had never feltbefore. I looked up and stared at her eyes.N: Yes, please, keep going, I think I need. One day out shopping I tried the tricks, I looked at a pair of shoes and started to re-experience the feeling of the night before. Not the memory of what had gone on, just the excitement, the intangible part. And I had to go into a changing room to try something on before I was overwhelmed and doubled up there in the middle of the shop. Like Harry Met Sally but without the fake orgasm. This was real. I can make any man (or woman) think he is Liberace. Liberace? No, I mean Cassanova. Trouble is.