Basically, it was my neighbor’s way of letting me know that he was knew that I was watching this morning, so I ripped it open. All it said was call ...e and gave a phone number. “Hmm…so his name is Ben,” I said. I set the note on the counter and made a cup of coffee. Armed with the standard requirement of caffeine, I parked my butt at the breakfast bar. Was it my neighbor that made the morning so erotic, or was it the thrill of getting caught? I admitted to myself that I liked being watched.. I quickly shaved, took a shower and put on my favorite t-shirt and jeans and I was ready to go."My god you look so handsome honey." Oh really?" I asked."Yes dear, you look more handsome than your father when he was young." And she went into a trance as she thought about my father."Come on ma. Not again." Oh sorry dear I just.."Then she came closer to me smiling and that smile had an unusual effect on me. First time in my life I saw a ray of hope of getting intimate with her. I felt blood. Raasta bhar riya ke chuhiya mere peeth ko sahal rahe the aur mera lund khada ka khada hua tha.1 ghante ke travel ke baad ghar pahunche, tab tak biwi ghar pe aayi hui thi, aur riya ko welcome kiya, dono behane sofa pe baith ke baat karne lage aur mein seedhe bathroom me jaakar muth maarne laga, riya ke boobs ke sparsh mere dimag me ghar banaye baithe the.Raat ke 10 baje sabhi saath me dinner khaana kaliye aur riya ka sone ka intazam kiye, hum log 1bhk me the toh riya ko living arae ke sofa cum. .. ... and that was when Emily and Donna realized that Michelle was staring at them like they’d each suddenly sprouted a second head. Or turned into aliens. Or both.Also, it was when Emily and Donna realized that Michelle – unlike them – wasn’t pregnant.Oh, wait, Emily thought idly, as she’d watched Michelle’s eyes start to bulge and burn with rage, and her hands ball up into tight, white-knuckled fists, Jack... didn’t knock all of us up?Huh.For some reason, Emily had simply assumed that was.