“Watching those two was hilarious,” Angie laughed as I pulled out of the lot.“I teased Tasha quite a bit about it,” I grinned.“I bet! She’... madly in love with you, but I know you know that.”“Tasha? Or Sasha?” I asked with a grin.“Tasha, you dope! Sasha just has a serious crush on you. It’ll pass. It’s normal for younger sisters when their older sister has a boyfriend. You saw something similar with Emmy and Mindy — their good friend’s older brother. That’s normal, too.”“And that kiss on the. She smoothed her short red skirt and then crossed her white stocking clad legs. She smiled as she waited for the Director to continue.He was a fastidious man. His desk was clean. Only the folder he was working on and a small laptop computer were on his desk. His tan suit was perfectly tailored. His white shirt was crisply pressed. His gray hair was short and neatly combed. Only his Maroon Dilbert tie gave any hint of humor to his dress. His sharp blue eyes were fixed on Raven as he sat back. “Aur bhabhi tum keh rahi thi lundon ka chosna, maraana mein us samay kuch samjha nahi.” Ranbeer be bilkul baat palatte hue aur anjaan bante hue pucha.“Pata nahi tum ab tak kaise bach gaye nahi to ye baat na puchte. Ab tumhi batao mere me kya kami hai par… par ye to lundon ke sath wah sab kcuh karte hai.” Sumi Ranbeer ki chaati me munh ragadte hue uski chaati ke ghundi ko munh me le chubhlane lagi.“Bata na meri Sumo rani ki wo kya karta hai?” Ranber ne Sumi ka ghaghra kamar tak utha diya auski. 1988. Walked to the party in the surfer-laden suburbs of Lake Forest (yep, the OC baby!). Was wearing thin peach top with black bra underneath, and short black 80s skirt that had those 3 ruffles tiered down it. Was blonde. Was very blonde due to Sun-In. Was tan. Was pretty fucking cute. Was being very brave because I hung out with punks, losers, dorks and retards but I really wanted to lose my virginity to a boy based solely on his looks, since I couldn't find one who was worth my time, and I.