I shook my head no, and my heart sank as I thought that it was not going to happen. He said, "No problem," and kissed his way down my body again. He r...ised my ass up and parted my legs and started to tongue my asshole. I was nice and wet when he started inserting first one finger than two. I was in ecstasy as he primed my asshole with his tongue and fingers. "That should do it," he exclaimed as he withdrew his digits, and kissed his way back up to my mouth. "This is going to hurt a little." he. I flinched as he commenced to slide the tube into my piss-hole, but after he got it in a few centimetres it wasn’t so bad – until it was in about 25 cm (10 inches) when I gave out a yelp as it passed into my bladder. Hugh then got off the bed and lay on the floor, he placed the end of the tube in his mouth and removed the clamp, allowing my full bladder to drain into his mouth. He then removed the cucumber from my arse and rammed me for at least 10 minutes with his not over-long (maybe 6. An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.He says to the waiter:“Want coffee.”The waiter says, “Sure. Coming right up.”He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee... The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, takes a selfie with his cell phone, then turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling. As I looked, it bounced even more upright as more blood engorged it. I reached out for it, and he gasped as my hand closed around the hot, hard flesh. I pulled him closer, and began to wank him, aiming his cock towards my face. I could see the knob getting more and more purple, and he let out a cry as he ejaculated, great loops of cum splashing across my face, some of it shooting up and into my hair. Some more of it went up my nose, and I could smell its strong musky scent. I could feel it.