Has it got you any pussy, yet?”“You wouldn’t, fucking, believe how much pussy this shirt has led to. I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but i...’s brought me some sex with women from 16 to 62 already. Even the woman who printed it turns loose of some cunt every time her husband is out of town. I got kicked out of McDonalds, but every time I go to Dairy Queen, I wind up gettin’ a phone number or two. Saturday I took a damn nice ‘Hunger Buster’ home with me. By the way, I saw that little brunette. I tried to answer but I couldn't collect my thoughts. Then I felt the black guy grab onto me "He's just drunk, maybe I should give you two a ride home." She was down right thankfully but I knew something wasn't right, I didn't drink that much, did I? As he flopped my almost lifeless body in the back seat I could see everything, hear everything but couldn't speak, couldn't move. As they drove I noticed his hand reach over and grab her thigh and rub it. Next thing I remember was him carrying me. There was no sign of the Barista, but I didn’t really worry about it. It would take care of itself.Brenda asked, “What would you two like to eat for breakfast? I can make almost anything, so ask for your favorite.”While I thought about what I wanted, and why Brenda didn’t call me Master, Ashley jumped in with a “Good Morning! I hope you’re both feeling a lot better.”Kristen paused, then answered Brenda, “Blueberry pancakes please. There should be...”Brenda interrupted her, “Don’t worry dear, I. After that mom insisted that she move into our guess room and live with us. That was 4 years ago and my interest in her only grew more everyday. In the summer, her and mom would sun tan in the back yard with mom in her one piece { thank god } cause she has let herself go and has to be 50 lbs overweight, where Karen is maybe 110 lbs on a bad day. Karen always wore a nice kind of sexy two piece bikini that would get a raise out of my third leg when I seen her. I remember the day she was tanning.