I said yea don't he know about you two?Yes he does but we were wondering if you go out with him with us.I said well let me think,she said he very tall...handsome an 46 yrs old.I said but does he know I am fulltime crossdresser? Mom paused a minute and said yes he does.I said ok for you I will but you own me one.She said ok I come buy an we going shopping for some sexy to wear my treat she said. We went shopping got pedi and nails filled an painted same dark glitter red.Then hit the mall were we. Every now and again one of the these prime ladies would jokingly flirt with me, not knowing the dirty things I would do to her if I had the chance. I wonder if they knew that I was walking around with a raging hardon. I wanted to grab one and fuck the shit out of them!!Granny-Mary was ill one day when I was visiting and was in her own room with a do not disturb sign on.she had staff up most of the night but had managed to relax and have a little sleep.I opened the door and saw her lying down. I finally find her in the second to last room, and my jaw about hits the floor as I walk in. She is lying on her side, wearing a see-through negligee, and fishnet stalkings. Her red hair flowed down aver her shoulders, and a small smile played on her face. I could just make out her nipple piercings under her top. If ever there was a more alluring woman, I had never seen her."Umm, hi!" I curse myself for my shyness. As far as I can remember, I am still a virgin... At least, I think I am.Amber. With your elbow, hit my doorbell.”“Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?... “What ... You’re coming empty handed?”Wise Italian GrandfatherWhy Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated... 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns ... How about.