Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?A: Virgin MobileQ. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.Q: What ...s white at the top and black at the bottom?A: Society!Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Viagra?A: She couldn’t get her tongue back in her mouth for a month!Q: What do you call a virgin on a water bed?A: A cherry float.Q: What do a near sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?A: A wet nose.Q: What does a homeless woman. I rolled off her, spent, and then Laura straddled me and held my wrists above my head with her little hands. My little dove leaned forward and kissed me and her long hair was now caressing and tickling my neck and face. She kissed me again and then lightly bit my bottom lip ‘You can be such an animal, David, and you need to one more often.’ Laura got up and went into the bathroom while I fixed the bed and whistled for Socrates. Socrates came out of the hallway where he was patiently waiting. What were they talking about I wondered? “Tomorrow night”, said Amy. “Ok, tomorrow night”, replied Lynn.The next evening when I got home, Lynn and Amy were waiting for me. They had gone out and bought a very sexy evening dress and new 5” heel pumps. They both helped me with my nails, hair and makeup. I looked like fabulous. Lori was dressed and outfitted like a high-class Call Girl. “We’re going out for your test Lori”, Lynn said, “Tonight you will learn how men will be pigs, gaulking at you,. You should know that by now."Samantha sat down on my right thigh and placed her left leg over my left thigh then leaned in putting her arm around my shoulder and neck then kissed me on the mouth, like she has done the whole time we've known each other over the past eight and one half years, "Grandpa, I have something to tell you, and I hope, you will not be mad at me for it." "Okay. I've all ways told you that you can tell me anything or even ask me anything, even if you're afraid of telling or.