“I will do what I must to give you time to escape!” she exclaimed fervently. “But you must go through the tunnel behind the fireplace and get as...far from here as you can. Vladimir Tepes is dead! Long live whoever you will become, and perhaps in the centuries ahead, we shall meet again, my dearest love!”“Centuries?” Vlad cried out in anguish. “Perhaps in heaven, or hell, but surely not on Earth?”“Yes! Here! On Earth!” Elsa exclaimed, pushing him toward the smoldering fireplace. “That is my gift. " By this time I was finally getting a hint, but I still decided to play it dumb. "How were you trying to get my attention" I asked. "With these" as she jiggled her tits, and as she was doing this so close to me she ended up feeling my erected penis poke her upper thigh even though clothes. "Oh my, it appears I have your attention now". "Why don't you have a cup of coffee at my place." I couldn't refuse. She actually made me coffee. I really wasn't expecting that, but I was not about to leave. Think 'The Keystone Cops meet Laurel and Hardy', and you'd be close".It sucked, but we put it behind us. There wasn't exactly much free time to reflect on it. Our class had moved on to weapons and hand-to-hand combat. The Bo seemed pretty natural to me, but the sword took some getting used to. Not that I was actually using a sword, yet. The bamboo practice sword was supposed to be about the same thing, and I was still using that. I had to spar with Alan, because I seemed to be progressing. I quite liked his friend, Simon, as well, but something happened between Helen and Russell – they had a bit of an argument and I suppose I started flirting with Russell a little.’ ‘At first, Helen tried to get her own back on Russell by flirting with Simon, but that didn’t work because Simon was a bit frightened of Russell, I think, and Helen started getting a bit nasty with me for chatting up Russell. By that time, I had had too much to drink and I started backchatting Helen, although we were.