The baby isn’t out yet. You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We do...’t have any return policy.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield... You think of pirates as being all smiley. Actually, they’re all Somali... I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over.Inside a Russian woman, there’s another. Quick get under the desk!" The man ordered her. He took Kate by her hair and pulled her through the room and showed her under his work desk. He sat down all comfortable on his chair leaving woman under his desk as if she was in a prison. Less than a minute passed and a door opened."Can i come in?", While under the desk Kate heard some mans voice."Yes. Please.",calmly answered psychologist as if nothing happened.He grabbed Kate by her hair under the table and forced his dick into her. I said that “its ok our secret” and she can look at it I won’t tell, her eyes lit up and she said “really, I can”. I nonchalantly said “of course you can, no worries”. I thought she was going to just take another look at my cock, but I felt her hands on my balls and heard “wow, big” as she was fondling my balls with her face just inches away. She then grabbed my cock with both hands, shocked from the size of my cock, she then noticed that she couldn’t wrap her hands around my cock. She said,. .. good!" Again, Ialmost succumbed. Mustering everything I had, even as Jim pounded mefaster, I tried again, more urgently. "would... make... permanent!" What?" Bonnie shrieked.I groaned in pleasure as another orgasm swept through my body, thenpanted a few times to collect my breath. "If... he... ungh... comes,"pant, "I... stay... this... oh, yes!... way... forever!"Bonnie finally got it and turned toward Jim. I was about out ofresistance, and almost hoped she wouldn't be able to do.