When the driver's window rolled down "Joe Smith" looked out at me."Get in," he said briefly, nodding to the front passenger seat. I did as I was told....e drove only a couple of hundred feet around to the back of the closed restaurant."OK, get out," he said, turning off the ignition. He pocketed the key. Again I did as I was told; he got out on his side. He pointed to an area between the restaurant wall and its dumpster, and I walked there."Strip," he said. I'd been right, my clothes were staying. .. give them rimjobs?" I asked."Oh fuck yes, I'd bury my face in their holes and never come out all night!" Not even to suck their cocks?" That'd be the only reason, to deepthroat their poles and drink their cum!" Well, now what if Vampires were real, would you still want one to bite you?" I already said yes! I mean, damn, what's hotter about having a hot Vampire's dick in your ass while he's sucking the life out of your neck? What's a better way to go?" None that I can think of," I said. Seamus did his best to ignore Rocky for the next few minutes, after the third time she bumped his elbow he put the book he was trying to read down and said, "Rocky if you can't behave in a manner that won't distract me maybe you'd best stay here and entertain the children rather than join me on my guard shift." Rocky stopped playing and laid her head against Seamus' leg which gave even more credence to what John had told him that he suspected about the dog. The pair sat in companionable silence. "I was on my way to a jobinterview," she offered, "but because of our little, erm, mishap, I waslate and didn't get the job."The kindness in her voice had been replaced with a more menacing tonewhich made my heart race even faster than it was before."Have you been into the bedroom yet?" she asked coldly."Er, yes, I have - listen I know what this looks like but ...." Lindainterrupted me, "no need to make up excuses James. If I'd known you werea little sissy boy before then I would have known.