Nothing crazy, just a little peck on the lips, but I think I felt it clear down to my toes, which surprised me.We got off the elevator on the same flo...r and she invited me to her room for a private nightcap. There was only one chair, so we ended up sipping fortified hot chocolate on her bed and just chatting. She was about ten years older than me, taller, more full-figured, dark hair with a bit of a wave, and a pretty face. She also had a good sense of humor and a ready supply of ‘guy stories’,. " That's not fair. I live as a woman 24/7 now and everyone around merecognizes that fact," she said."You cut off my balls. How are we supposed to have kids now?" Idemanded."For your information, I saved some of your sperm for later use. Wecan always adopt, too," she said."It's not the same," I said filled with self-pity."You wanted some mystical power where you can impregnate a woman withyour cock?" she asked."Yes, that's what I wanted," I said."Join the club. Do you realize how. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:"Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes."Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds."Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."Jacob: "How about suppositories?"Pharmacist: "You bet!"Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.. They weren't her legs were they?"Don't forget to do your arms, chest, tummy and underarms as well," sheshouted and he nearly had an apoplectic fit. "But..." he started."You're not going to wimp out on me are you?" she asked sounding verydangerous. "You promised."He did what he was told. He had learnt years ago not to argue back, itcan get very messy very quickly, so he started to apply the foul-smellingpink gloop to his body.He just applied it liberally from the neck down and stood statue-like.