I told Kaitlin that she could come in if she wanted to, but that it wasn’t necessary.”“She might, because she’ll get paid for the day if she d...es,” I said. “Anything else?”“Elyse had something for you. She needs to assign employee numbers because we’re growing and the payroll module for the accounting software requires it.”I chuckled, “I’ll take zero!”“Zero?”“Supposedly, Steve Jobs had a fit when Steve Wozniak was given employee number one. He demanded to be zero.”“Even YOUR ego isn’t that. Unsure of what to say, words remained in my mouth. Her metaphorical heart remained whole, and honestly, I wasn't positive she was wrong. After a twenty minute cuddle session, I got up, and put on the matching pink bra, and thong set. She just sat there, and smiled, but with no teeth showing. "You are one stunning chick," she made clear. I thought we could rush for a fashion show there, but then my phone started ringing. "It's Jack," I said. The notion of what that meant became known before I. We drove for a good hour and a half, I wasn’t really paying attention to the road tough, I kept looking at him, so handsome, the fine lines on his face told a story. A story I was desperate to know. His warm smile made me feel fuzzy inside, his clear eyes made me trust him, and his calm voice made me forget who he really was, a married man that lured me into a fantasy world, a world where I was free and blissful. We finally reached our destination, Saguaro Lake . Yeah, in February — there were. (Now my hair used to be fairly long, it brushed against the topof my shoulders, but long hair can lose you points in a competition sonow I keep it cut short). And his name is "Romey" - now who names theirboy "Romey?" I think I'll keep my distance from him.Now none of the gang of guys that I hang around with is really intodrinking - maybe one will mention that he's got a six-pack if anyonewants a beer but that's not very often. But grass, or whatever you wantto call it, is really easy to get at.