.."Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says:"Slim, I'm 83 years old no... and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?" Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just pooped my pants."A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:'So I hear you're getting married?''Yep!''Do I know her?''Nope!''This. Well, I answered and slipped up my room to go to the bath and get readyAfter a nice bath and shaving off my balls and ass, I found a couple of nice tight silk underpants and put on some I had bought in Hong Kong,They sat like painted on me and really showed my young virile boys cock and balls, they were also very nice to wear, the feeling of the cool soft silk made my cock feel good in them, and I always thought that silk underwear was delicious, that as a young man I found silk underwear. My legs gave way, unable to support me. I fell into the dirt face first. He picked me up by the arm. As he lifted me up, I felt the dildo slide out of my asshole. I sighed with relief. In the dark he hadnt noticed, and marched me to the door of a nice house. Once in the house he pushed me into the middle of the living room facing four other men in the middle of playing some card game. Two were black and built like tanks. They were identical, I thought, maybe twins. The other two were white, and. Sadly for Sarah, her canine lover wasn't around that morning to admirably demonstrate his oral talents for her. Sarah's mother Judy had taken Duke off to a veterinarian appointment, just a routine checkup ... but one that left Sarah missing the big dog a lot. Fortunately, her mother was also taking her younger brother Mark out for martial arts lessons – her mom's vain attempt to curb Mark's addiction to video games – so they were both gone. And Adam was off at swim practice, while Chris had.