Parker, let me take them off," said Mayling. She quickly knelt and pulled Frank's shorts down while Amy pulled off his shirt."Oh Amy, he's really is a... big as you said he was." Even soft Frank's dick was almost five inches long."Wait until he gets hard," Amy replied. Mayling started to gently jack Frank's dick with both hands. "Happy Birthday, daddy. Mayling is your second present. I hope you enjoy her. But first, you need to go sit in the hot tub while we finish our preparations."Frank did as. Penny drank her wine and soon the two moved on to the hotel lounge. A jazz band was playing up on the small stage and a few couples were on the dance floor. Mark led Penny out to the center, where they both moved together. The couple soon became lost in the music and when it changed from the quick, steady beat to one of slow, tantalizing pleasure, they easily merged and swayed to the tempo.Penny felt a tap on her shoulder and turned to look to her left. "Yes," she asked the hotel employee that. "Husband texts back: "put in cider maker and crank up the pressure."Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer gone flat now."These are compliments Bill LBritish humor as it used to be: absolutely politically incorrect.It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloreds from running.Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start. I open my arms and tell you to come to mommy. It is a thirty minute ride to the restaurant and if you promise not to rumple my dress, I will give you a little treat to help calm you. As I say this, I expose one of my breasts and place my fingers on each side of my nipple and offer it to you as a mother would to her new born child. You come closer and latch onto my breast as if it were your first meal. I run my fingers thru your hair and coo at you. I can feel you begin to relax as you continue.