" George, who was the first girl you made it with?" Was not a girl Gloria, but a woman." Who is she or was she?" Oh some nice lady." Typical guy, has ...ex with a woman and does not remember her name, you really are just like every other guy in ways." Well George, what was her name?" Lois." Her last name?" Can't remember."So Gloria watched t.v. for a bit then said the only Lois she knew was my mom.I told her that mom decided she went without sex just a bit too long and how she said, "I'm gonna. But i wanted to meet just the right few to do whenever i was available. So after much thought i got a post office box and advertised in a local small newspaper for models. The add said amateur photographer very easy going looking for females any age over 18 to model lingerie and nude and gave my p o box number. I also placed the add in a swinger magazine. It was around 2 weeks after i saw the add first appear when i recieved a letter from a girl about 4o miles form where i live. Her name. I could learn tolive with this enormous rack if I could read people's mind and putthoughts in their heads. "It's ok, she's feeling better." Strike two,Andy! Damn it! No new crazy mind powers for me. I was just a regular semi-naked woman. Thank god for small miracles though, Andy said 'she'. Thereis no way medical professionals were going to believe I was ever a guy,catching my reflection in the TV even I had a hard time accepting it. ThenI heard a few things that scared me- the paramedic. This Saturday there were only a few people, friends we have known for years Roy and his wife Dale and 2 other guy, Mark and Chester, Roy worked with on a near by ranch.Everyone was ready to get in the water and cool off. We striped down to our swimsuits and jumped in. Mark had 2 gallans of margarita and a fifth of tegula. we sat in the water and started drinking and taking shots of teguila. it wasn't long before we all had a good buzz.Sara and Dale started dancing and the more they drank the.