Q: What's sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman?A: Having sex with a pregnant woman and getting a bj by the baby.Q: What do you call a teenage ...irl who doesn't masturbate?A: A liar.Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks?A: You can drop them off anywhere.Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?A: "I'll see you next month."Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?A: They don't want to wear out the. We seated ourselves leaving one seat in between them and us. The woman was closest to us, so I placed Sue in the seat nearest her with the one between them empty. I immediately removed my coat, and told Sue to do the same, fold it behind her over the seat, and sit on it. The movie on the screen was a gangbang porn, an older sexy milf being ravaged by three guys. They were DP’ing her and the third guy had his cock in her mouth. The milf was moaning incessantly. Sue was transfixed on the screen,. We sat back and enjoyed the buzz. “For home grown, that’s good shit, I said. Mine was never this good.”My head was fogging up the way it used to do when I got high. It had been a long time. I reached for a peanut from the bowl on the table just as Julie knocked a paperback book off and leaned forward at the same time I did. I turned my head and got a flash of her tits when her shirt gapped open. She caught me looking and gave me a wicked grin. “Mike, Dan’s looking at my tits again.”“Damn it. Duke carries Stacy into the van, where she rests like a child upon her daddy's lap, in his arms while the other guys get into the car they came in, and some get into the van also, one of them in the driver's seat. As the van and the car pull out, Duke begins gently running his fingers through Stacy's hair and kissing her lightly on the forehead, cheeks and lips. Through her haze,Stacy unwittingly kisses him back, and as she drift off to sleep in Duke's arms, hears him say "Everyone's gonna.