“How did you get in?” I asked her as I rubbed my eyes and yawned.“You gave me a key, silly. Don’t you remember?” she said.“Haha, not reall.... But get on in here,” I told her as I pulled back the covers, revealing my naked body (yes, I sleep naked in the summer. It’s just a thing I do haha).“Well in that case…” she smiled and slowly took off her bra, but replaced it with her arm, covering her nipples as she climbed into my bed with me.I felt her squirming around, but I couldn’t figure out exactly. Psssstttttt grandmas pussy lips fluttered as her urine shot out very bitter and salty she peed for a full minute it seemed I didnt drink it all it was so bitter tasting and strong,good thing we had the towels down.OK Donny now for the main course.pffffttttt a fart escaped her wrinkled pucker as the first turd appeared and then the damn burst.Her asshole opened up and smallish soft turds rained out of her into my mouth.I swallowed as much as I could but it was extreamly bitter and caused me to. Standing at attention, he bowed slightly to her. “At your service ma’am, how may I assist you in your inquiry?”“I need to scan your I.D. number,” Sage said and whipped out her comm-link unit.“Of course, ma’am, as you wish,” the android responded with a positive slant in his even tone, smooth and articulate. He unzipped his skin suit. “On the underside of my penis.”“Naturally, or artificially, depending on one’s proclivity,” Sage added, sucked in a breath and cautiously leaned forward. “Pull it. This is my first submission. I hope you enjoy it! I welcome all feedback. The following is a complete work of fiction. The following story contains erotic situations between consenting adults. If it is illegal for you to read this please leave now. Any resemblance between the characters and any real life person is completely coincidental. Please do not copy or distribute the story without the author’s permission. Big ups to my editor Angel. Thanks for all the help (((hugs))). I must admit I.