Let me start of with the wedding day, I was 20 years old at the time and my dad was 41 years old and i was coming up to my 21 birthday and we got marr...ed in Las Vegas and I was wearing one most sexiest bridal lingerie that I could buy and the wedding dress to boot and my dad look sexy in his wedding suit. We said vials and we said I do and vicar said I pronounce you man and wife you now kiss the bride and we kiss for 10 seconds and left for our hotel room the bridal suite and we could wait. ”Dad had already picked up his carving tools and was on his way out of the kitchen en route to the garage where he stored his gear and projects. I had to hustle to get washed up and get back to help Mom set the table.That’s how it happened, in early April of the year after I caught Faye fucking around, I stood on the front porch of Mom and Dad’s old home and watched them drive their new home slowly up the gravel road toward the state highway three miles away. The forty-something foot long beast. .."He grabbed a lemon and squeezed the heck out of it. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow.But the Crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon ... and six drops fell into the glass.As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the guy his $1000, and then asked the little man: "Do you mind if I ask what do you do for aliving? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for. One thing that I love most about this lady is her quaint Irish accent. Even though she's been an American citizen for years, she still has a beautiful, lilting Irish brogue that I adore. And she's not bad looking, either. For an older woman, she maintains her figure and walks daily to exercise.One day, Kathleen called me with a new kind of computer problem."Bill, I just received a Kindle Touch as a birthday gift from my kids." Wow, Kathleen, that's so cool! I see those advertised, but I've.