Theyremember their previous lives at first and then as they grew older theytended to forget them."Ok so you both still need to go to school," Mom said...with a sigh. As itturned out though school closed down for a couple of weeks while thingswere sorted out.As the days passed we learned more about The Great Shift as it wascalled. 93% of the population had been swapped and the death toll was inthe millions. One of those deaths was my old body. I'm not sure if beingon the verge of having pneumonia. Somebody was in the swimming pool. Melissa said, "Well, you folks sure put on an exciting show."I blushed. I'm not sure why.Kathy pointed towards the outdoor shower. "Shower off and come on in. The jets will reinvigorate you."Gary and I walked over to the shower. There was a small plastic trashcan with some used condoms in it. We turned on the water, and waited for it to get warm. Gary began to roll off the condom."I put it on. I'd like to take it off for you. I've never taken one of those. My cock was hard and I stroked the head, trying to think of her mouth but it wasnt working. Dammit! I was getting spoiled! I needed an ass to fuck. Her ass. Sid leaned forward and grabbed her nipples with both hands, pulling hard and shaking up and down. She started moaning harder then, her body arched as she came again. Fuck! Look at that! Mark laughed. Sid, lean back. Sid stood up, let go of Suzis nipples and smiled at Mark. Mark picked up a single-tail whip and swung it high above his head.. I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.27. What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke ... timing.28. Wife says to her programmer husband, “Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen.” Husband returns with 12 loaves of bread.29. Communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.30. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.31. What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common. Icy dead.