"I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair."I'd play with my fly, albeit with care."I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets."Go to the movie... with hands deep in pockets."If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain."I'd force it on females. I'd pee like a fountain."If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,"But I'd make much more money and conquer the world."[Stop! Stop! We're supposed to be researchers, not karaoke stars.][Then there's the codpiece and chaps look for Heavy Metal artists. So. Unfortunately there was also no door handle. "Shit now what?" I asked."Push?" suggested Melissa.I shrugged and pushed and to my slight embarrassment the door opened easily. Inside was a small open-plan office, with desks for about ten, but there seemed to be almost no one there. "Excuse me?" I called to the one person I could see, a young man at the far end of the office, tapping at a computer.He looked up, his face a picture of astonishment, and then jumped up and came running towards us. "Get. Leaned forward until his face touched the floor. Reached back, and spread his own arsecheeks for the monster in his flat."Normally, I just take what I want. But this time, I want you to ask for it..." her voice was so low and sensual, he couldn't think. Couldn't breath."Pl...please, mmmmmmhh, please fuck me?" Michael could barely believe the words coming out of his mouth. This morning he'd been such a normal guy. Now? Begging a tentacle haired monster lady to fuck his arse. "Don't mind if I do. Evrything was fine in our family butthe only thing that used to disturb us was the drinking habbit of my dad he used to drink daily and than fight with my mom and this thing i have been watching from my childhood and whenevr my parents used to fight mom used to come to my room for sleep and i must say that this became daily routine. and when mom come for sleep in my room she used to cry and sleep. so it used to disturb me a lot how could i make my mom happy. and when she used to sleep i used to.