.Meri biwi saari maryada ko torh ker us buddhe ya lauda le rahi thi…..Phir buddha bola madam mein jhadne wala hun…..Meri biwi ne yeh suna aur apne...muh se uska lauda nikala aur apne muh ke paas aa ker hilane lagi…..Woh watchman ne biwi ke haath mein 2 ya 3 jhatke diye zor se aur meri biwi ke muh ke uper usne apni pichkari chorh di…..Meri biwi ka muh uske maal she dhak gaya tha…….Woh dono uthe aur sofa per aa gaye…Woh baba itna maal nikla hai….Maza aa gaya….Haan madam, aap toh bahut badiya lauda. Jane’s in good hands.”Arthur had been quiet through this whole thing, but he snorted at that. “That’s what you said about Barb,” he muttered under his breath, but not quite low enough.“That was low, Arthur,” I said calmly. “I’ve never mistreated Barb or given you any reason to doubt that I cared for her.”He looked a little chagrined by that. “No, you never hit Barb,” he admitted, “but maybe if you were more attentive, she might not have gone looking for someone else.”I let the comment slide,. I talked back to him in a seductive tone "Hmmm daddy... sounds like you have a really haaarrd day ahead of you", I tilted my head back and squirted the cream straight into my mouth, then I looked him dead in the eyes and licked my lips as his quivered at the sight. "Hhmmmmm... this whip cream is sooooo good daddy, would you like some" I asked him while cocking my head to the side and pulling my shoulders back to look as innocent, yet confident, as I could. "Ye-yeah sure, thanks honey" he. .When in Rome etc.Later on when we were on the beech, she asked to rub some sun tan lotion on her back. Since she was laying on her stomach, she undid the strings to the top of her bikini. I told her to let me know when she was going to flip over, so I could find someone to rub lotion on her "front". Again she just laughed.The next day I told her that as far as I was concerned, she should just leave her top in the room. Really she asked me. Why not, I said, actually yesterday you were pretty.