“Well,” the Devil replies, “In the American hell you eat a bucket of «навоз» each day. In the Russian hell, you eat two buckets.”The Am...rican choses the American hell, but the Russian thought, “All my life I lived in Russia, and I am true Russian! I’ll go to Russian hell!”About a month later, they meet, and the Russian asks, “How are you?”The American replies, “Well, today I ate a bucket of «навоз» in the morning and the rest of the day was free. What about you?”The Russian smiled, “Ah, as. . I have two more days, if that’s all right with you, Sam! I told my father that I’m in safe hands and enjoying myself, but not where I am ... because, in truth, I’m not sure! I walked in the dark for several hours before I saw your shop, and I was cold and couldn’t walk any more!”“You know that you’re very welcome, Anna ... and I’d like you to keep the phone, if you want it!”“Yes, I want it! And I shall always keep it as a reminder of you and your kindness and generosity!”She went to use the. “Are you new around here? I’ve never seen you before.” Jen said. “Mm-hm.” She said, perfectly, nodding. “Just transferred here. For NASA.” “NASA?” Jen asked. “Yep. Shuttle engineering.” Ooo, a smart one, Jen thought. “My name’s Jen.” “I’m Sara.” “I love that name.” Jen said smiling. “Yeah?” Sara said cutely. The bartender brought her drink. She picked it up and looked over to her friend back at her table. They weren’t paying attention, immersed in their own conversation. She turned her head. The woman holding my dong looked at it lustfully. I rolled slightly to her side and she lowered her mouth to it. The other woman watched her consume the head of my cock and then cupped my balls in one hand.She said, "Look at the balls on this fucker. He's really huge. These things make my husband's nuts look like marbles."The other woman mumbled "mmmmmmbbbffffffff!"I reached over and squeezed her ass and she went to sucking my cock in earnest and didn't ease up until I shot a short load into.