116. Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.117. Life’s a bitch, ‘cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy.118... I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.119. You know your children are growing up when they stop asking. She hates it that her man shoots bigger loads and FUCKS HER HARDER! It gets me off when shesends me messages while I use my vibrator and masterbate to her stories. Just knowing her man fucks her and watches my vids is a big turn on. He thinks of me while shesucks his cock. I wonder if anyone else does this while they fuck their woman? I love cum! I'm such a freak! I told her I'd strap on a dildo, fuck her from behind on all fours, while she sucks his cock, my tits are bouncing fucking her so. On one night in particular Bill came to our place and told us that he and his wife had an argument and he had to get out of there for awhile. He finally asked if he could spend the night and Janice fixed the sofa to give him some place where he could sleep. I later went into our bedroom while Janice stayed and talked to him about his wife. After a short while Janice came into the bedroom and told me that Bill wanted to fuck her and that he had asked her to ask me if it would be alright with me. " That Scrimp salad really does look scrumptious," she said, her soft brown eyes lingering just a bit too long as she looked at the container I had just placed on the checkout counter.I looked at her pretty face, her soft brown eyes, and her neat slender little figure. She was dressed very modest, in a white blouse that had seen better days, and a faded light blue summer skirt.More delightful femininity, I thought. Wish I could take home an order of her. Or, maybe I'll just memorize what she.