At the tent me and Ian prepare for bed, I'm under my covers but Ian is standing there in what I would describe as arm green long John's with a top to ...atch, thick grey woolen sox and nothing else, he's looking at me so sheepish I whisper "WHAT" And bulge my eyes... shall I get in with you? I lift my cover and without any hesitation he basically on top of me, I position him so I'm cock on his ass, I throw my arm under his head, thrust up against him, right go to sleep I say, so about 15seconds. Sayad mujhe dar tha kisi ke a jane ka isiliye mai bahut hadbahat mai sab kuch karma chahta tha. Mai ne unke blouse ko ek jor ka jhatka diya aur wo bich se phat ke alag ho gaya. Nutan ne kaha blouse kyun phar rahe ho par mai kuch sun nahi raha tha. Mai chuchiyon ko dekhne k liye pagal ho raha tha. Mai ne bra ko thora upar kar diya aur dono chuchiyan mere nazar ke samne thi.Bra se dab jane ke karan wo aur v badi aur khubsurat lag rahi thai. Mai ne ek ko apne muh mai le liya aur chusne laga aur. " But you'll still have to leave your precious island every week for treatment..."Mr Foster then reminded me of an old proverb to the effect that if the mountain wouldn't come to Mohammed, then Mohammed would have to go to the mountain."You can't be serious!" I gasped. "You've bought your own machine! But they cost millions!" Carol, am I repeating myself when I say that I once told you I was a rich man? But I have to admit that this has made a serious hole even in my wealth. But what's a man. Meanwhile, our shows got tighter.Remember the old Helen Reddy song "I Am Woman?" I sang lead on that one,and the crowd seemed to act as if it was in on an inside joke.We did "Single Ladies."We did "I Feel Good."We did "Under My Thumb."We did "My Boy Lollipop" while Mistress played with a large vibrator onstage. At the line that talks about her boy being sweet as candy, shedragged it across my lips."It was a hoot, for the band and for the crowd. Again, we weren't likethat trans group from Taiwan.