‘I’m the Maidtron 5000. The pinnacle of Robot Maid technology. I am programmed to cook, clean, polish, hoover and carry out over 150 different hou...ehold chores.’ ‘Fluh?’ ‘Yes I carry a five year warranty, a thirty day no questions asked refund period and am also waterproof to three hundred feet.’ Before Judie had the change to blurt out another syllable, the front door sounded and Tony came into the living room. ‘FLuhh nuhh nuhh gah flugle guhh!’ spluttered Judie gesticulating at the naked copy. "Steve looked slack jawed at Alex. "You'd drug your wife so that I could... you want me to... fuck her. Are you crazy?" Steve, I already did it once and it worked perfectly. You and I will be the only ones who know. Look, Debbie had been drinking at the Halloween party when I took advantage of her. Cathy will have been drinking and you can take advantage of her. It's perfect - we'll know, they won't!" Alex saw the hesitation in Steve's face. "You have three nights - pick one. Personally, I. It looked like all I could do was to frequent all of the saloons and hope that they turned up again. I spent four fruitless days circulating among the three saloons before I finally got a nibble. The bartender told me that one of the men was sitting at a table to one side of the room, and he had said that he was expecting the rest of his pals to show up before long.I took a beer, Mexican this time because I had drunk all of that mule piss that I could stomach, and sat down in a chair to one. Powell responds as I and Ollie headupstairs, hand-in-hand- though he releases my hand the second I stepthrough his bedroom door."Ugh," I spit as I slump down on his bed."Take it yesterday wasn't as good as you said?" Ollie asks."Every birthday's just getting worse and worse," I moan. "I swear, I amgoing to go mental if this keeps up..." Well I'll give you some space to do something to make it better," Olliechuckles, leaving the room. I take a long, deep breath before strippingoff my shorts, top.