Short on compliments of joevsr‎2 men in a bar.1st man, turning to his buddy, “How can I start to grow hair on my bald head?”2nd man, “I have f...und that if you stick your head between a woman’s legs, It will help” Saying this as he stroked his full beard.The following are compliments of squaddie117‎Young Jewish couple are having their first baby, after the birth the Doctor comes to them and says, “you have a healthy baby boy, but I’m afraid he’s been born without eyelids.”“What can we do,”. Christina put her hand on Sam’s lower back and said. “Sam. Relax. I am going to put a small butt plug in your ass and fuck you a couple times with my dick. Nothing too difficult. Just relax and enjoy the sensations. Once you get used to it, you’ll love having something in your ass… including John’s dick.” She looked at me and grinned. Then she did the same thing to Sam that she had done to the other two. Sam didn’t say a word and actually took it pretty easily. By the time Christina had. Theo’s eyes widened at Jesse’s revelation. He bit his lip and relaxed beside his boyfriend. The defiance was gone and all that remained was the worried look of a young man anticipating the challenges that lay ahead. Graham sympathized. Theo chanced another look Graham’s way. He had questions Graham’s guarded face would not brook. The organ launched into Silent Night and the sanctuary darkened. The music played softly as across the sanctuary the candle light began to spread. Graham considered. Sitting there soaking in the rays we were bullshitting like we always did and nothing felt different between us. I was definitely more aroused than usual considering yesterday’s events. From what I could see, Zander had a half a hard on in his swim suit too. He started talking about Lesley again saying how hot she is and how we need to settle which one of us gets to go out with her. When he said that my thoughts went back to yesterday remembering the feelings of us sucking each other and him.