Let’s have ‘em both!” I told Lisa, getting a wink from Aunt Molly for that decision.“Meanwhile, if you want some blonde pussy, here I am! Ther...’s Erin, too, and Angel ... and Summer!” Aunt Molly noted how many blondes were already among us.“And Mrs. Kearney!” Shawn noted, really causing my boner to thicken... I wanted to hump that happily married MILF of a teacher, Amber’s mother in fact, for a good while now. I put her on my mental to-do list as well, even if it meant that I’d have to gain. My plants, two cats, and collection of gay DVD’s keep me company at night. Thankfully, my trusted right hand also functions very well.Time to stop complaining… I am healthy and really shouldn’t moan too much. Life is what it is.*A month ago a young man moved into my apartment block. Bumping into each other now and then, I have come to know that his name is Weston. What a beautiful name. In fact, he is totally magnificent. He must be five-feet-ten-tall and has a lithe body and golden blond hair.. Or was it? Fuck, he thought, frantically backtracking in his head. No, she’d said it. * The week that followed was like a drug-induced dream sequence. Not only did they hit it off on the first date, but Jenny couldn’t seem to get enough of his presence, and had an idea for something new each evening. After a bite out, it was the Solarium one night, a movie the next, a fancy dinner, she kept coming up with stuff. He was baffled to find himself agreeing to go to play lasertag with her. Andrea. I didn’t want to make the first move, so I just kind of put myself out there to see what might transpire. There was no way Alex could mistake my intentions unless he was either blind or gay. Alex stepped between my legs, his muscular calf tapping the inside of my thigh and the bright beam of his flashlight shining on my forehead and face. “You had a huge red mark on your head,” Alex commented. “Are you sure you’re okay?” I closed my legs together, trapping Alex’s leg between mine. “I may be a.