If they think they are getting away with things, they'll be happier about themselves. And they'll be more likely to give themselves away when they try...to hide something really important.And George thinks I'm the idiot!The ProblemWhy don't men just wear signs on their foreheads when it happens: I'm GUILTY! George tells me almost everything without opening his mouth. It has something to do with body language developed through millennia of evolution, I suppose. It has something to do with the shit. Tell you what, leave the TV and when we come to visit you we'll bring it with us." "No way," I answered as she got out of the car and stood by the door. "Make up your mind, Mike my mom says, it's hot out here." I looked at my mom. "Ok, you can sit on my lap." the side windows are covered with reflective foil so nobody sees us sitting there "Mike, it's a five hour drive to your college and you will be looking at the painting that’s stacks up behind the seat ," my father said. "I know, but mom. When the bull riding was near to coming up, I excused myself telling her one of my friends was riding and wanted me to help him rig up, unfortunately women were not allowed in the dressing room or down by the chutes. Alexis was clearly miffed I was leaving her…I had a friend who was to film her reaction when she learned I was riding. My other friends in the rodeo knew I was on a special date and let the rodeo announcer know as well who was a friend of theirs.I became consternated when I looked. “Go to Hell, Ramone,” I chuckled and swam away.“Damn you, cousin, how can you be so damn cold?” Ramone pleaded with me.“I seem to recall how cold you were last night, showing no inclination to set me free, being far too busy fucking the hell out of Danielle. Well, guess what, bitch? That makes you an accessory, cousin! An accessory to kidnapping, which since that’s a federal crime, the accessory part is also a federal crime. That means no parole, moron.“If I were you, I’d either get a really.