Reality mirrored fiction. "I know, shameless. Anyway, I write what's behind those covers." Really?" Lily asked, feeling her brows rise into her hairli...e."Uh huh. Turns out I have a knack for writing about sex." This time, Lily shared her laugh."I'll have to look you up. You write under a pseudonym?"Adele nodded, giving her the name as they settled into a table by the dance floor. She was single, although she alluded to being married once in bitter vagaries, and then moving to New York after her. She gets very excited and tells me it's her new swimsuit and hat. I ask her to try them on and she says no and that I will have to wait until the bbq. Fine...I can wait. Well the day of the bbq comes and we drive over to Jake and Sharon's house. They live in an upscale neighborhood with manicured yards and high 6 to 7 figure homes. We have been their before and once there we go in and I see Jake and Sharon. Sharon's tits do look good in her tight white two piece. Jake hands me a beer and we. I was so nervous and so fucking hot all day that I almost had to go to the ladies room to rub my clit during lunch. She told me to go to her bedroom and wait. I heard her coming up the stairs with Mike in tow. “Oh quit complaining, I have a surprise for you baby” she said to him giggling. “I am sure it is a great surprise, but I am horny and want to fuck” He walked into her bedroom and looked totally shocked to see me sitting there. “Uh Gracie, what’s this all about?” “Well, me and Delilah,. Robbie shook her hand and introduced himself."I'm Robbie" he said so dull and lifeless. He was so dazed I wondered if he was stoned.Gary approached her and introduced himself as 'slim G.L.D.' (yes, I'm being serious). He didn't even make eye contact just checked her out giving her the up and down. Not only was he creepy, he was down right juvenile. I could instantly tell my wife could not stand him or his whole ghetto act and slang.That's when it hit me. What the hell was happening? I became an.