But this time was my least favorite. He made love to me in the missionary position until he pulled out and came over my chest. He said he would make b...eakfast but had to run to the store.He dressed and off he went into the cold. It didn’t look like a great day for snowboarding with a mixture of rain and snow. I snooped around his home a little till and when he got back he kissed me and said, “Stay naked all day.”“Not a problem.” I grinned at him.“Good girl. Sit on the couch and don't move.”I. I had no idea he was doing it." It's OK, Myra. Bozo knows better. Don't You Bozo? He dropped his head a bit but stayed where he was. "Get back on your rug." He slunk off towards his rug while Posie stayed put, looking first at Bozo, then up and Billy and then at me. "Go on, Posie, You Too!" With one last look at Billy, she got up and went over to the rug. After she got settled on top of my dog's legs, she sighed. I couldn't help it. I laughed at her histrionics.Myra had Billy in her lap and was. Short on compliments of joevsr‎2 men in a bar.1st man, turning to his buddy, “How can I start to grow hair on my bald head?”2nd man, “I have found that if you stick your head between a woman’s legs, It will help” Saying this as he stroked his full beard.The following are compliments of squaddie117‎Young Jewish couple are having their first baby, after the birth the Doctor comes to them and says, “you have a healthy baby boy, but I’m afraid he’s been born without eyelids.”“What can we do,”. "Oh, hi, Adam. It's a beautiful day, isn't it?" Uh, yeah. Could you be, like, not sprawled out so much?" Oh, I'm sorry. It really is a beautiful day and I was just enjoying the breeze. Is this better?" She crossed her legs and folded her hands."Uh, yes, sorry too. Uh, Ms. Sprite, do they really expect me to be naked during swim meets?" I'm afraid so, Adam. I'm sure you watch college swim meets on television, and the swimmers are always naked these days. Otherwise, the TV ratings drop to zero.