We did the calling hours and had lunch with some of the family and friends dad knew. At lunch I was feeling a little worked up watching my father work...his charm over everyone as usual. He is quite the charismatic man. We sat opposite each other at the table. I kept staring him down. He only would look in my direction when someone else would ask me a question. I decided to be a little slutty. I slid off the dress shoe I was wearing and decided to work the ole boy up some. It wasn't like he could. Instead, I walked to the bathroom in the hallway, flipped on the lights and stood there in amazement. The floor, sink, countertop, tub, toilet and even the towels were clean and neat. There wasn’t a single streak on the wall mirror, either. I turned off the lights and went towards my bedroom. When I got to the doorway I stopped and listened. I could hear Beth singing in the distance. she must be in the bathroom, I thought. I had to find out. I entered the room, amazed by how perfect everything. I'll be waiting for you after." I tell her with a wink.She puts her things away and disappears into the bathroom.While she's in there, I put some fresh sheets on the bed and light some candles in a little path to the bed. Turning out the lights, I climb in and get comfortable.She emerges wrapped in her towel. I hope she's pleased with the little surprise. I pull back the sheet to reveal that I'm still not wearing anything. I pat the bed beside me invitingly and smile.She walks over slowly. I guess I should start by letting you know that I'm quite pleased with your actions last night."He let out a slight sigh. He thought he was in trouble, and was starting to think that maybe she had somehow found out about his using her keys and trying to leave."What pleased me most was that you were predictable. You see, I know about you using my keys to open the front door in what I'm quite sure was an attempt to leave without saying goodbye. I even know that you tried just about all of them in.