Ghar me 2 bedrooms hey and bada hall hey aur ek galary bhi hey badi. Mere sabhi cousines aye the so bohot majje chal rahe the, movies, bahar ghumne ja...a wo sab. Meri 2no chahiyan humesha mujse chipak ke bethati me bhi unke godh me jake sir rakhta kabhi chipak ke sota.Ye story mere choti chachi ki hey. Rang gora aur pure milf hey wo. Dekh ke control nai hota. Ek raat me meri choti chachi aur unki 4 saal ki beti hall me sone wale the. Humne gaddhe dal diye aur chachi mere side me so gayi. Me adhi. She had been divorced since I was in high school almost 20 years ago.When I was a young boy, I peeked at Mom when she walked naked to and from the bathroom. At night, I jerked off thinking about her big boobs and hairy pussy.As we were drinking our coffee, Mother offered to move in, to keep house for me. She suggested that we could both save money. As delicately as I could, I reminded her that I was a healthy sexual man and would have women staying with me from time to time.Matter-of-factly,. I got the car back into my lane as she laughed."Well, that's what white people want to believe." Which part?" I asked."They want to believe we were savages, cannibals and such like. It never happened, but it makes good stories for the tourists." So how does one get named after a village?" I asked."My mother died when I was little. I barely remember her. From then on, I was raised by my aunties and uncles. It would be called foster care here. I was shuttled between, and raised by, three. So the redhead said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.The blonde replied “well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”Bagpipe GagsQ. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? A. No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.Q. What’s the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle.