I never wanted to be called harmless but if I got to see six new sets of titties…what to hell.On Friday things got kind of exciting. The girls had t...e clients all excited too. At lunchtime my wife told me to get a few more cases of beer and put them in a cooler of ice. At dinnertime she ordered a few pizzas to be delivered but sent me out to the liquor store for more booze and to the grocery store for fruit and juices. She even gave me a list of what to purchase. I just did as I was told.Then. She called it her "lucky dress" because it showed her body to suchadvantage that she invariably got lucky when she wore it. She eschewedunderwear of any sort, so was bare beneath. When she would stand with theslanting rays of the sun behind her, I could see a perfect outline of hernude form beneath the light dress, and her hair glowed in beautiful redhighlights. She was in quite a mood -- the wine had apparently gone right to her head. She walked up right in front of me and reached down to. "We're going to need big brass ones to pull this birthday gift off, so I thought we should practice." "Do those help?" "I like the way they bump against my thighs and my mound, or my hand, when I'm getting it doggy style." "Ooh. This will be fun." I get on the bed and she gets behind me. I want her to just put it in, but she just slides it between my thighs and rubs it against my pussy lips as she gives me the most wonderful gentle back scratching. I spend the next two minutes blissfully. “I’ll contact them and let them know, see if we can get the numbers up a bit.” Mark took charge of the potential attendees. They had a few more beers watched the football on +1 then called it a night.The next day Mark checked his security camera’s he has set up, it had caught everything. He saved the footage and thought to himself it was great wank material should he need it.After that he started calling around. He spoke to Bob and George. These were a couple of their mutual friends from back.