I knew she was a lesbian but there were no rumors of her seducing students and everyone seemed to respect and enjoy her classes."Well it is not me, I ...aid I have not been hit on, but several of my friends have been... asked out. I'm not sure what they should do." I finally said."Take a seat." She said motioning to the couch in the corner of her office "Tell me what is happening."I sat down and took off my backpack."Well I have several friends including my roommate that keep getting asked out by. At the next signal light, I told her that if it wasn't, then I was looking at being an old man before I would ever see her again. I drove some more in silence and we pulled into the hotel parking lot without another word. I had more nightmares that night, awoke several more times bathed in sweat but couldn't remember them in the morning. I finally nodded off only to woken up by the room phone. I fumbled for it and answered it. It was Linda. She told me that Tiffany had decided to stay a little. Of course, we were only using cameras, not missiles as we would have been in actual combat, but just as I triggered the launch switch he disappeared. The next moment, I heard him key his mike and laugh, 'You're dead meat, Jimmy!' I banked around and there he was, locked onto my tailpipe. I tell you, the man's a magician with a jet fighter, Alex." Didn't you win even one contest," I asked."Not a bloody one, Alex. The blighter 'killed' me seven times to nil! I tell you the man's a wizard, Alex!". ” When I pointed out I wasn’t fat, she replied, “See? If you start now you won’t have to worry.”Knowing how averse Sia is to most physical exertion, I told her we’d go skiing together. The concept excited her until we arrived at the cross country ski course.“Where are the hills?” she asked, looking around the deep forest with ski tracks weaving through it.Sia did not take to cross-country skiing. She moaned and bitched the whole time. But there were some wonderful benefits. First, she stopped.