' I'm dating Sandy and I'm lucky to be with her. Do I think you're beautiful and a wonderful person? Yes. I do, because you are." Thank you, Tim. That...was very nice. So you do like me?" Of course I like you, Liz. You're fabulous." Thank you, Tim, because I like you too, and I really wanted to thank you for taking me tonight." With that, Liz pulled the tie on her dress and it fell open."Holy shit!" Tim exclaimed, spitting out the whisky he had just drunk.Liz slipped her dress off her shoulders.. ‘I can see you’ve got a nice little guardian angel perched on your shoulder, so I think you’ll be okay.’ ‘Oh, how lovely!’ The lady chuckled and kind of fluttered away in the direction of a sweet shop. ‘Look at that silly so-and-so,’ said Sammy. ‘You’d think he’d have something better to do than scaring the crap out of people.’ ‘Yeah,’ said Django. ‘What is this ‘The End is Nigh’ cobblers? Let’s sort it.’ Sammy came up behind George. The wording on the reverse side of the board read: ‘PREPARE. And there we had a problem because you see I found that I was getting jealous.Yes, I was very pleased that Penny was doing something about her figure. But the better she looked the more I began to think just how beautiful she was. And with Stephone's fans being kept at arms length so to speak, I just wondered whether Stephone would start to see the beauty in Penny that I had always seen in her as well. Stephone did tend to strike me as an "Any port in a storm" type of guy who had obviously. . I guess."Anyway fast forward - 4 years later, we ended up getting married and after all that dating, the most I ever got from Wendy was a hand job. She said she was saving herself for the big night. What a fucking disaster that turned out to be. She did more crying than I had seen in my life that night, but even still, she lost her cherry that night, even if she cried all the way through it. From that point forward, our sex life was pretty lame, I mean really bad. And when my sister asked me.