He was following me! I turned again and smiled, he smiled back. I reached the bottom of the stairs, and leant against the cream statue of a former hea... master, to make sure he was following. He was. He finally reached me and placed one hand over the top of my shoulder so he could lean his body near mine, over the statue too. I felt my breathing get faster and heavier, and my eyes diverted upwards to his. "I'm Jack" He spat, his voice sounded angry and I raised my eyebrows, maybe he didn't like. Ten smacks, and Nanny stopped, and Barney held hisbottom as if it were on fire."Are you going to...?" Jake asked nervously, instinctively eyeing thedoor."That isn't your punishment," Nanny replied gently, conjuring a pairof small, purple bags. "You'll wear these until after lunch." Jakepartially opened his mouth, possibly to protest, possibly to ask whatthey even were. "If you don't want to accept a punishment, you'realways free to go and never come back," she said firmly."Just take them,". " We're sorry. We'll behave."Charlotte smiled. They were little girls, after all, but one thing they would never do is admit it. You just had to know how to handle them. They were the cutest things on earth. She loved being a Girl Scout Leader. She loved little girls."Alright, let's try again. Hold your banana by the stem and point it up. Most of the time boys are going to be excited by the time you see their penis, so that's how we're going to start. Take your other hand and wrap it around his. She wanted desperately to be the “cool mom”…the one that didn’t have a corncob up her ass. She wanted to be her son’s confidante…his friend. The two of them were inextricably linked for life, after all and she was far closer to him than anyone else in her life. Stuttering or acting embarrassed was not cool. And she was cool, dammit! “Well how big does it have to be to be big?” he asked, after standing up and facing her with his boner still barking at her. “Most grown men have about five to.