." I made a face. "I'll call her back, Mom! I'm kinda busy!"Twenty minutes later I was kicking some serious Elf butt..."Trent! Telephone!" Mom yelled ...gain."I'm busy!" Come down here!" she yelled back. "Now!"Mom had a lot of patience for being old like she was, but that had been a lot of yelling for one afternoon."I'm not your secretary," Mom told me with a sarcastic smile, holding the phone out as I came down the stairs."Sorry." I gave her my contrite smile, she always liked that one."Trent?". My mother had a set of small paperback booklets that explained the mechanics of the act, geared to different ages. I was a good reader, so I'd done a little reading ahead on my own. I knew that sex happened when the man put his penis inside the woman's hole. I remember thinking that I might be able to see this sex hole if I got closer to my naked neighbor. All I saw right then was the puffy thatch of her pubic hair down there.I was so enraptured that I didn't realize I'd actually stepped into. ”She showed the laptop she had carried in with her. The crowd-buzz got louder.LaP: “This is preposterous. You can’t do that ... if – and I say IF – that is really my church’s computer.”A: “Oh, so it’s your church now?”LaP: “Of course not. It’s the people’s church.”A: “So what did you do with all the money? I see you got a new BMW this year. And I note that your personal salary is over 2.25 million dollars. You wife is on the payroll for over 1 million – she’s the choir directress, is she. She gasps as the cold surface touches her back and I take this opportunity to push my tongue in her open mouth. She graciously allows it to wander in her mouth and even rolls hers against mine.My hands, meanwhile, were busy doing their own thing: they moved from her waist to her breasts and squeezed her breasts tightly before unhooking her blouse. I pull it off her and her tits spill out of their cage for my hands to engulf them. I could feel her hands unbuttoning my shorts and I let her, while.