"So what have you been up to anyway, didyou have a reason for calling?" Oh I was just saying hi really. I've not been up to much, had arelatively quie... week. I went to my book group this morning thenstopped off at a couple of shops on the walk home." Did you buy anything?" No, I was looking for a present for my friend Cathy, it's her birthdayin a couple of weeks. I didn't find anything today, but I can go intothe city next week perhaps, have a proper look then. All the girls atbook group were. "Really, Ian, you don't need to do that. I can usually tell pretty quickly if you're the kind of guy I'd want to be with. The only thing that Debbie and I have in common is a lifetime membership in the short-stuff club. Anyway, she says you're a nice guy and I shouldn't be worried about dating you." That's it?" I wondered. No comment about my size this time I assumed."So, what do you want to do on our first date?" she asked.I shrugged. "I don't know because I don't know anything about you. Why. I said you are very beautiful and sexy. She said I am also beautiful. She gave me her phone number so that I could talk to her every day. One day my wife went her home and I was alone at house.I called her and said you need to come tonight to my house. I said I will message the time. When it as midnight 12 o clock I messaged and she came in without making any noise. By the time all who were in her house and other houses were sleeping. She was wearing a housecoat. As soon as she came in I closed. I don't know who your lovers have been in the past but I suspect they were dipshits to not bring a sexy woman like you the pleasure she deserves." I've had other women and men eat me and I've also eaten them in return, but this was so much better than anything I've ever experienced," she sighed. "Why?" Because my only care is that you experience the pleasure. I'll catch up to you eventually," I said. "Right now, it's all about you!" We lay on the bathroom floor for a while then turned on.