We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?A. Love doesn't last forever.Q. How do you make your girlfriend scr...am while having sex?A. Call her and tell her.Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.A. The thief was spending less then his wife.Q. Why do women have small feet?A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.Q. Why do men die before their wives?A. They want to.Q. How do men sort out their laundry?A. Filthy,. My legs shivered and my vision faded as the white heat of orgasm shot through my body, making me groan out load as I my pulsing cock pumped fountains of hot cum over Angie. Tricia milked my shaft and coached me with each spurt as she purred, "Ohhh, fuck yeah! ...That's it lover, give my little slut your cum! ...Let me drain those balls on her!" As my focus returned to Angie, she had a wide grin on her cum covered face as she was rapidly finger fucking herself and massaging my hot cream over. As I fixed my make-up, I began to feel my "girlish" side begin to come out. I hadn't "dressed" since high school, and that had ended badly (another story) but I wasn't going to let it hold me back. About 9:00ish Thumper came and picked me up. He was dressed as a Highlander complete with "Kit and Kilt". When he saw me "Thumper put on a big smile and said, "Damn Girl", you be look'n hot tonite." I had put on lipstick and eyeshadow that would glow under the black lites so popular in the Disco. . That's on your body!!! Marriage ties the knot. Now with that being said, if you except the request and think you too much to speak, Im'ma delete your ass!! OUT DA GATE I ain't ga lie more woman does be in da number house then man. And ya wonder why da chirren lost. If ya can't depend on da pa and da ma spinnin all day and night what da hell you expect from the chirren. Da chirren home hungry and da man out with he sweetheart. I does wanna get a tamarind switch and go to every number house.