They were more family to you than the gold digging bitch who worked your father into the ground, and the stepdaughters she brought with her. After the...funeral, you are summoned for the reading of the joint will. Listening to the droning lawyer dole out various amounts of cash to falsely grieving family has you grinding your teeth in anger, but the lawyers announcement to you makes it all worth while. "To our beloved nephew, we leave our home and all its contents. May you find it to be the place. "Twelve syllables, thankyouverymuch," I giggled. "Tim, you shouldn't just give up. I'm sure there's somebody out here that's perfect for you." And I smiled, because deep down inside, where I wasn't supposed to be harboring any such thought at the tender age of sixteen, I knew that the 'someone' was me."I'm not complainin', Miss Kim," he said. "I have a pretty good life, actually" I know," I said, "but don't you think that somewhere out there is a lady who's looking for the same things and. Out steps Mombie followed by Havana. Then LaRosa and Lilith. Mombie speaks. "Hello species we know as humans. We are the Buxomus people. I am Queen Mombie of Planet BBW, we come in peace and good fortune!" the men lower their weapons and the President approaches them. His six pack is glistening with sweat and a single drip can be heard from Mombie. 'My god...he is the one...no it can't be...we must kill him but...my god I've never wanted to submit so badly..' She thinks to herself. "Hello. "She kissed us both and left. We sat on the couch holding each other, crying occasionally from grief, joy, and shock.We wandered through the house for the next few days, tagging furniture and packing. After some hesitation Amy went through the clothes, picking jeans, a few tops, and some nice dresses. She took almost all the shoes and Joanne had a lot. She said she had never owned more than four pairs of shoes at one time in her whole life. She also took four or five evening gowns, and one.