He told me about his initiation into the frat, pulled out a picture and made promise not to laugh as he held it to his chest. It was a picture of him ...ompletely decked out as a woman, eating a cheeseburger at McDonald's. I laughed anyway, even though I promised not to. Rob was right, he looked pretty good as a woman, but sitting here next to me right now, he looked even better as a young man.Amy came back into the living room with a sad look on her face. "What's wrong?" I asked as I got up and. "Bend over and move your chestback and forth. I think they'll sway deliciously." "Stop it!" screamed Jane. "Stop it, stop it, stop it! Whatdo you want of me?" "Why, everything of course," replied Emily. "I want everything.I want you completely and totally." "I just don't understand," said a confused Jane. "It's simple, really," Emily continued. "For years, I haveloved you. And recently, I have wanted to own a slave. And then if finallydawned on me that you would be a perfect slavegirl for me.. Ab mai time na kharab karke khani pe aata hu me une unti bulata thabut vo bhot sexy thimai unkai ghar pe jata rehta tha vo mujhse kuch bi saman maga leti thi unke husband ek private jobe karte hai or ek chota ladka tha 6 sal ka mere ghar bhi vo aati jati rehti thi ek bar ki bat hai mai unke yaha gaya vo bathroom mai thi naha rahi thi mai jake unke bad room mai jake beth gaya unke husband duti gaye the unka tv chal raha tha mai dekhne laga une pata nahi chala ki mai aaya hu vo bathroom se nikal. I believed that perhaps a shade more than I would have believed it if she’d said”Bible class”. At this point anyone who is into chess or religion should please excuse me, but neither fit in with the sort of social life Jude leads. If she’d claimed she was meeting settlers from mars I’d have been more credulous . . . Or, knowing her, settlers from Uranus.So there I was, my dry white chilling in the fridge, sipping diet coke and concentrating on coursework when my mobile rang.’nat,’ my mother.