Now this is where I came in, I am 5'10 and 170 lbs. So I can lift them up and help a lot, mainly because I stayed there almost everyday. Thing were go...ng great, she cooked for all of us and we would flirt here and there. My grandmother died shortly after and my grandfather was bed ridden. That left us with the run of the house. We would talk about everything under the sun, except for sex. I guessed she was still angry at men. One night after a movie which had more than one, very graphic sex. . Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.“Hanging myself,” the blond replies.“It should be around your neck” says the guard.“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe”.( This one actually makes sense ... well, sort of... )An Italian tourist asks a blond man: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”To which the blond man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”A guy is walking along Whyte. I knew that she was warming to him. “So,” Abe suddenly said, “are we going to address the elephant in the room then?” Trish smiled again but I just looked down at my half empty coffee cup. “W...what usually happens at this stage?” Trish asked him. Abe shrugged his shoulders, “There’s nothing set in stone,” he told her. “We can just talk or you can jump on my body and ravish me if you prefer.” He added with a huge grin. Trish giggled. I just sat nervous and silent. “We are new to this,”. I take it that you’ll be keeping the black stallion and the roan mare?”“Why, yes? How did you know?” Clint replied with a chuckle.“It was no hard choice. I spied them animals and stepped over to take a gander at them when the hubbub died down out there. Them two are the better of the choices, but I’d change the roan out as soon as I am able. I reckon that one’ll go lame soon enough.”“How do you know?” Clint inquired.“Lift the back leg on the right. Look at the frog. It’s diseased. Your mare.