“Thank you,” said Steven. “I’m awfully sorry to have disturbed you, but I’m Steven George the Dragonslayer and I am trying to find the drago... that threatens our village to put an end to our fears.”“Don’t! Don’t tell me,” the tinker said. “Let me guess. There is a fair maiden from your village who is missing and no one thought to check in the next village where her lover lives?” Steven shook his head, confident that the jovial tinker would never guess the truth. “No?” continued the tinker. “I. I actually hoped this would be the end result in the evening. My step-daughter said her and Katie were going to get into the hot tub and wanted to know if I was going to come in and hang out.How could I say no to an invitation like that?It only took a matter of minutes and, as I was walking down the hallway, I saw my step-daughter and Katie walk out of the bedroom. My heart nearly stopped. My step-daughter was wearing the skimpiest bikini and top I had ever seen. If that wasn't enough to nearly. I had to be because there was no other explanation for everything that fit.I heard voices in my head. I’ve been home for less than twenty-four hours, and I’ve played with one sister’s ass after spanking the shit out of her, and then I jerked off onto my other sister while watching her jill herself off in front of me. Now here I was, supposed to wake up our mother so that she could come and eat breakfast with us, and I’m fantasizing about kissing her and sucking on her neck.WHAT THE FUCK IS. The walls of a vagina are comprised of slick — sometimes — folds of skin that will stretch to allow something the size of a baby's head out; they don't always separate in time to avoid pinching or jamming against each other when something is inbound, which hurts. My advice is: go slow, be gentle, ask her what she likes and do what she says. If you males out there want to see what it feels like, have your wife — or girlfriend — stick her largest vibrator up your ass without the KY.Okay, end of.