"Oh, you know, Vicar," she sighed, taking a deep breath which made her battleship bosoms heave enticingly beneath her brown tweed overcoat, "Same old ...ame. Aches and pains. Time of the year and all that," she grumbled as she frowned at her old man and brushed dandruff off his left shoulder, "Loved your service. Let those with sin in their heart and lust in their loins find redemption through the word of the good book is what I say. Isn't that right, Sidney?"Her husband gave a sigh of. Lisa answered the door and immediately checked she had her keys and walked towards the van. As she approached he slid open the side panel door to reveal the two already bound women. He ordered Lisa inside and again ordered his bitch to strip before securing her in a similar fashion to the other two, only he seemed to know about Jenny's dream fantasy as he secured Lisa on Jenny's side of the van. In fact he fastened them together face-to-face and big white breasts to big black breasts, but not. Listened to his friends intently like he cared about what they were saying more than he cared about just looking for some ass. He even got of his stool to open the door for a group of women that were leaving! He was the kind of man that mama had raised right. A true gentleman and If I was correct he was also the kind of man who was always nice in bed. Never the dominator, always the gentleman. I saw him walking to the bar to get another beer and I took my opportunity to talk to him. Just as I. I asked, “What is in your hand?”She responded instantly the same. “What’s in your hand?”All I had in my hand was my towel, hoping to keep it from falling.She said,”Mine is my divorce decree!”I replied, “Mine is just my towel.”With a cheeky little grin, she said,”Wanna trade?”In a flash I tossed her my towel and she tossed me her decree. It was legitimate. Her decree was officially signed the day before. Now, I’m fit, not gym rat fit, but active and healthy fit. And, I’ve never noticed if I’ve.